Hi, I'm Sarah.
Hi, I'm Sarah.

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

(via supnoah)

"1. faking confidence is the first step to real confidence
2. not everyone is going to like you and that’s okay
3. your friends will like you a lot more if you’re honest and upfront
4. you don’t have to get out of bed every day
5. it’s okay to cry
6. ask yourself what’ve you got to lose when you can’t make a decision
7. some people are just bad people, don’t try to change them
8. 99% of problems can be fixed if you speak to the person you have a problem with
9. if you love someone, tell them
10. the first few people you think of when you say “no one cares” are the people who care the most"

~things I wish I knew sooner  (via internetexplorers)

(Source: reifaun, via howtotrainyourdragqueens)

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

misterjakes:

unclefloyd:

tfw = two fucking weiners

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(via funny-and-clever-url)

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

(via lamelohan)

"Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you"

~30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

(via howtotrainyourdragqueens)

okaymad:

"i think he likes me"

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(via ruinedchildhood)