That look of terror when someone tells the waiter that it’s your birthday
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
Friend, there is no such thing as homophobia. You’re not scared, you’re an asshole.
knowing someone’s middle name is power